Privacy Policy
Plain Words. No Tricks.
This is the part where most sites bury you in legalese. We're going to keep it loud and legible. Here's what we collect, what we don't, and what we do with any of it. {{TODO: effective date and last-updated}}
What We Collect
Standard server logs (IP, browser, the page you landed on), basic analytics events to figure out which reviews actually help, and anything you voluntarily type into a contact form. That's the list. {{TODO: itemized list of data types collected}}
Cookies & Tracking
We use cookies for analytics and to remember your preferences. Affiliate links may set a third-party cookie so the merchant can credit us when you buy. You can nuke all of them from your browser settings any time you want. {{TODO: list of cookie categories and providers}}
What We Don't Do
We don't sell your data. We don't rent it. We don't pile it into shadowy ad-tech graphs. If we ever need to share something with a service provider (analytics, email), they're contractually pinned to using it only for that job. {{TODO: list of third-party processors}}
Your Rights
You can ask us what we have on you, ask us to delete it, or ask us to stop using it for
a specific purpose. Email [email protected] with the request and we'll
handle it within a reasonable window. {{TODO: GDPR / CCPA specific rights language}}
Questions, complaints, or weird edge cases? Find our contact details on the about page, or email us directly. We update this policy when something material changes — check the date at the top. {{TODO: policy-changes notification practice}}